To the Asshole who Stole My Bike

Your skills with a set of bolt cutters is very impressive. Equally impressive is your confidence to brazenly steal my bike in broad daylight, from a busy main street none the less. You would be correct to assume that I will be filing a police report and also turning in the lock for finger printing. This may be pointless since we all know the police do nothing to actually catch criminals such as yourself because they don't do that anymore. These days they are too busy trying to criminalize decent citizens who work hard and follow the laws and rules of coexistent in society. Anyways back to you, I hope that the money you get from selling my bike (most likely in pieces) buys you some time to reconsider your criminal ways. I am hopeful that the negative karma you just earned is not deadly but sever enough that your life is hinder as you've made mine. My bicycle served as a crucial mode of transportation that I used daily. Since you decided to steal it instead of earn it, I curse you to a life of never ending bad karma. I understand your rationalization to take things that don't belong to you, because I to have foolishly broken the law, but I have paid my dues and changed my ways. The guilt your feeling is not all from your actions but from your lack of understanding the greater affects your actions place on others. At some point you will, and that enlightenment as to who and how you are will put an end to you stealing. It may not be today, or tomorrow but one day this one incident of you stealing my bicycle will be a milestone of who you were. But, until then you are cursed with endless bad karma, that will catch up to you and will land you in prison where perpetrators like yourself belong. In closing, I would like to say your a piece of shit and fuck you for being an asshole who steals.